Anonymous: Do you row for Tufts? 

yes

My coach walked into the boathouse today and announced that we would be having a 2000 meter erg test today.

He told us to get on an erg, and said we would start in two minutes.

He told us that our performance on this erg test would determine boatings for our first race this weekend.

He had us sit at the ready, and began a countdown start.

"5…4…3…2…1…….Attention…….. APRIL FOOLS"

NOT COOL YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT THIS SHIT

I think it’s very important that everyone knows these exist.

If you consistently break any of these rules go sit in a corner and think about your life choices.

i’m sorry but you throwing up on the erg doesn’t mean you worked harder than me. it’s your fault for planning your meals poorly